45+ Good Roasts That Hurt (& Make You Laugh)

Discover 45+ good roasts that hurt and make you laugh! Perfect for roasting friends, siblings, or anyone with a sense of humor. Enjoy the funniest witty comebacks today!

Are you tired of dull conversations and ready to add some fun? I know I was.

After an awkward attempt to roast a friend that ended in silence and a fake laugh, I realized how much a good roast can do. That uncomfortable moment made me want to learn more about roasting and share what I discovered.

Now, I’m excited to share 45+ awesome roasts that helped me joke around with my friends — and they can help you too.

I’m sure these examples will step up your roasting game.

Let’s dive in!

45+ Good Roasts That Hurt: The Ultimate List of Comebacks

Here’s a list of 45+ great roasts, split into eight categories. Pick the ones that match your sense of humor.

These roasts are perfect for adding some fun to your conversations and keeping the laughs going!

1. One-Liners That Sting

• “You’re as exciting as watching paint dry.”
• “I’d explain, but I ran out of patience with you.”
• “You bring nothing to the table but an appetite.”
• “Not all fools wear hats; some just wear your face.”
• “I’d explain, but I left my patience in our last chat.”
• “Amazing how often you’re wrong without hesitation.”
• “Some age like fine wine; you age like expired milk.”
• “You’re like a cloud — things get brighter when you’re gone.” Read more