BAIT AND SWITCH DOESN’T WORK WHEN ITS DICK PICS VS REALITY…
Patiently Waiting For Thor’s Hammer To Show Up
EROTICA | FAIL | HUMOR | ZROTICA | SATIRE | MICROFICTION
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3 min readDec 3, 2024
“I’m naked and ready… why aren’t you getting undressed?”
“I’ll start getting undressed, as soon as he shows up.”
“As soon as who shows up?”
“I think you nicknamed him, Thor’s Hammer?”
“He’s right here.”
“Pointing at it with both hands doesn’t make it any bigger.”
“Come on… I already paid for the hotel room, and even got one with two beds to avoid the whole wet spot challenges.”
“That’s nice.”
“Are you gonna keep staring at it? Cause that’s not helping.”
“I’m not one of those assholes who are on their phone at the intersection. I pay attention to the green light, so I know when it’s go time.”
“Well, it’s go time. He’s all nice and stiff.”
“So are pencils, but it…
