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Virginia Visits Her Oldest And Wisest Of Friends For Dating Advice…
“What do you think? Should I fuck Tommy’s brains out, or not?”
Beyond the eerie creaking of branches in the night winds… there’s no other noise or answers coming Virginia’s way…
“Fuck! You’re not even listening! Can’t you tell this is important to me?”
“Virginia, I am listening, but I also have my own very important business I’m currently attending to.”
“But you’re my oldest and wisest of friends, and I need your help… now!”
“When do you see him again?”
“Next week… on Tuesday… we’re going to the park… to get those street vendor hot dogs. They have one of those old school photo booth thingies, and later, I was thinking we could fuck.”
Grunting angrily, “Oh My God! Did I ask for your whole itinerary?”
“Sorry, I’m excited. Tuesday… at 3:00.”
“And today is?”
“Saturday.”
“RIGHT! NOW CALM THE FUCK DOWN, VIRGINIA!”
“Tommy gets a very large and well-defined erection, with just the right amount and size of veins.”
“TMI VICKY!”
“I thought that might be an important variable in your decision-making process……
