定義 function（作業5）印出讓自己一秒大笑的歌-Chicken Attack

原來作業是要一秒落淚的情歌
但我想最近應該比較需要這種讓人笑到內傷的歌

《Chicken Attack》

是一首幾個月前就有的洗腦歌，我是到最近才follow到

MV非常無釐頭！但主唱的唱腔其實很有來歷，是一種在源自瑞士阿爾卑斯山的約德爾唱法（Yodel），是早期山上的牧民用於呼喚牛群、羊群的喊叫聲。主唱石井健雄也不是一般般的老人，是活躍於德國的約德爾歌手

這MV是我最近舒壓的好物！每次看了都不禁嘴角上揚

歌詞半身就很夠好笑了，我想就不需要我再改了 ^o^

func manWithPower(){
 print(“You should know that a man with the power of nature(你應該知道對上擁有自然之力的男人)”)
 print(“Can bring you to the end of your luck(代表你的好運已經用盡)”)
 print(“And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye(你應該知道光是看著我的步伐和雙眼)”)
 print(“That you’re about to be massively forced to give up(你就會被徹底地逼入絕境)”)
}

func chickenAttack(){
 print(“Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)”)
 print(“Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)”)
 print(“Watch your back before it fades to black(在他消失之前看看你的背後)”)
 print(“They might look harmless but they’ll kick your non-chicken ass(他們可能看起來無害，但他們會踢你的屁屁)”)
}

func goChicken(){
 print(“Go chicken go(去吧雞雞)”)
 print(“Go chicken go(衝吧雞雞)”)
 print(“Now go, now fly(跑吧！飛吧！)”)
 print(“You own the sky(你擁有整片天空)”)
}

func followMe(){
 print(“With the power of nature you’re never alone(擁有自然之力的話，你永遠都不會感到寂寞)”)
 print(“And you can’t let evil run amok(而你絕不能讓壞人逍遙)”) 
 print(“Every beast, every tree(每一隻野獸，每一棵樹)”)
 print(“Follows me to the end(跟隨著我到最後一刻)”)
 print(“And you’re about to be massively(且你將會被狠狠地)”)
 print(“Fucked(修理！)”)
}

func end(){
 print(“You’re young and you’re hungry(你看起來年輕且飢餓)”)
 print(“Perhaps short on money(也許還缺乏金錢)”)
 print(“I give you this chicken today(今天我給你這隻雞雞)”)
 print(“Its eggs for your dinner(他的蛋可以做為你的晚餐)”)
 print(“Its legs for next winter(他的腿可以讓你渡過下個冬天)”)
 print(“You won’t have to steal again你不必再行偷竊”)
}

manWithPower()
chickenAttack()
goChicken()
followMe()
chickenAttack()
goChicken()
end()
goChicken()
chickenAttack()
goChicken()

印出歌詞如下：

You should know that a man with the power of nature(你應該知道對上擁有自然之力的男人)
Can bring you to the end of your luck(代表你的好運已經用盡)
And you should know by my stride and the look in my eye(你應該知道光是看著我的步伐和雙眼)
That you're about to be massively forced to give up(你就會被徹底地逼入絕境)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Watch your back before it fades to black(在他消失之前看看你的背後)
They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass(他們可能看起來無害，但他們會踢你的屁屁)
Go chicken go(去吧雞雞)
Go chicken go(衝吧雞雞)
Now go, now fly(跑吧！飛吧！)
You own the sky(你擁有整片天空)
With the power of nature you're never alone(擁有自然之力的話，你永遠都不會感到寂寞)
And you can't let evil run amok(而你絕不能讓壞人逍遙)
Every beast, every tree(每一隻野獸，每一棵樹)
Follows me to the end(跟隨著我到最後一刻)
And you're about to be massively(且你將會被狠狠地)
Fucked(修理！)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Watch your back before it fades to black(在他消失之前看看你的背後)
They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass(他們可能看起來無害，但他們會踢你的屁屁)
Go chicken go(去吧雞雞)
Go chicken go(衝吧雞雞)
Now go, now fly(跑吧！飛吧！)
You own the sky(你擁有整片天空)
You're young and you're hungry(你看起來年輕且飢餓)
Perhaps short on money(也許還缺乏金錢)
I give you this chicken today(今天我給你這隻雞雞)
Its eggs for your dinner(他的蛋可以做為你的晚餐)
Its legs for next winter(他的腿可以讓你渡過下個冬天)
You won't have to steal again你不必再行偷竊
Go chicken go(去吧雞雞)
Go chicken go(衝吧雞雞)
Now go, now fly(跑吧！飛吧！)
You own the sky(你擁有整片天空)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Chicken attack(雞雞攻擊)
Watch your back before it fades to black(在他消失之前看看你的背後)
They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass(他們可能看起來無害，但他們會踢你的屁屁)
Go chicken go(去吧雞雞)
Go chicken go(衝吧雞雞)
Now go, now fly(跑吧！飛吧！)
You own the sky(你擁有整片天空)