Life Lessons from Saved by the Bell
Mullets, brick cell phones, and more
If you are too young or too old to be familiar with Saved By The Bell, I’m sorry your life has been so woefully complete. Here are some value lessons I took away from it.
It’s always time for a mullet
A curly mullet? Even better. Throw in some acid-wash jeans and you’ve really got yourself a party.
Nurses are super attractive
Did I mention that I’m a nurse? Um, anyway, moving on…
Be wary of a salesman with a tricked out briefcase
I don’t know how I could possibly have figured this out otherwise.
Leotard leg openings should reach the top of the hipbone
Otherwise, how are you supposed to attract yourself a man? Maybe this is why I’m currently single.
Cell phones have come a long way baby
I grew up thinking this brick version was what cell phones would be forever. Imagine the surprise when I got my first cell phone and it was approximately 10% the size of this!
Thank you, 80’s, for giving me a childhood that made me the woman I am today!