7. The lies I tell myself before eating chocolate
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1 min readAug 21, 2016
- 85% cocoa — so it’s healthy.
- full of antioxidants
- great for my pineal gland
- it’s a detox thang
- I don’t really obsess about food
- it’s organic, I’m saving the planet
- You skipped [insert meal here]
- just one little square
- ok two
- you trained today
- but my glass of Pinot is so lonely
- f*ck the six pack (I don’t have one btw)
- I’ll be stronger tomorrow
- It’s still under my daily caloric limit
- I was happy with my last weigh in (83.4kg)
- It’s Friday (or mon, or sun, or tues etc)
- I could kick this habit, if I really wanted to…
