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How to politely turn down awkward selfie requests #2

aka A guide to dumbassador’s selfie requests

Concert Selfie Request

Oh man, let’s take a selfie with the band in the background.

Even though the lights and the crowd will make the picture look like our faces have popped up from a rainbow colored diarrhea smear with fuzzy outlines of band members in the distant background. Also, instead of actually enjoying the concert let’s make innumerable futile attempts trying to capture the least shitty snap so that it can be ‘immortalized’ on social media.

What say?

“Refill on your beer bro?”