#5 — You Can’t Get No Satisfaction

Why is it so hard to be happy? Like, seriously.

The Rolling Stones performing at Summerfest in Milwaukee in 2015. Left to right: Charlie Watts, Ronnie Wood, Mick Jagger, and Keith Richards
The Rolling Stones at Marcus Amphitheater in Milwaukee, USA, performing at Summerfest festival on June 23, 2015. By Jim Pietryga.

Can you hear Mick Jagger singing “I can’t get no satisfaction”? This is you. In the jungle. Two hundred and fifty thousand years ago. You are a monkey with an extra large brain. And so is Johnny.

Johnny is a cool dude, always happy, always in a good mood, always satisfied.



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