Orange Monster

This can’t be life.

We should have pharmaceutical commercials for idiot presidents

Or maybe we can have some fast audio at the end of radio commercials

You know the kind:

The low-volume, fast-talking, gonna-tell-you-all-the-details-real-quick-because-you’ve-stopped-listening-by-now voice

Side effects of electing this person may include: nausea, dizziness, night sweats, the insatiable need to yell, anger, frustration, and vomiting

Don’t turn on your television if you’re allergic to bullshit

Serious allergic reactions may occur when consuming any media related to this president

Talk to your doctor if you begin to experience homicidal thoughts, as that is not a normal reaction to a presidency.