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Grandma is cuckoo already!

Grandmas tend to speak about themselves in the third person. Is this a world-wide phenomenon?

Is this what makes you a grandma, or just a switch that flips the moment your kid has offspring?

Imagine it happening in the middle of a conversation. The moment you emerged from the womb at the hospital, grandma’s Broca’s area loads a new language module.

“I bought these new German slimming tights, after grandma went to church.”

Confused face.

“I think my daughter just gave birth. I’ll call you later, Maria.”

Grandma transformation complete.