2 Ho Ho Ho’s
Published in

2 Ho Ho Ho’s

A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?” Honestly Translated from a Single Female in her Thirties

A pink bottle of champagne, heart-shaped sunglasses and a girl’s feet in combat boots on the beach.
  1. Oh, it’ll probably just be a quiet night in for me.



A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Julia Giantomasi

Writer/Social Media Manager/Sasshole. Visit www.thesaltyju.com for personal humor essays or pop culture snark.