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Elizabeth Holmes Shares Her Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas
Trick or treat, John Carreyou!
Halloween is almost here, you don’t have a costume lined up, and you’re on trial for dozens of cases of federal fraud. We’ve all been there!
Fret not. As the founder and former CEO of failed company Theranos, I’m here to offer you some spoooooky tips that will look great, frighten your friends and neighbors, and keep you from a 20 year prison sentence. (Fingers crossed!)
Mummy, with shredded copies of Bad Blood
A mummy is a classic Halloween costume. It’s also super easy to do this one last-minute — just take all your shredded copies of John Carreyou’s “Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup” and make a paper mâché bodysuit. Take that, Wall Street Journal investigative reporting!
Sexy Steve Jobs
Who doesn’t love the iconic look of Steve Jobs? Especially when it’s on a sexy young female like me. All you need is a black turtleneck, lipstick, and the audacity to defraud the entire tech world and innocent consumers. Ok, that last part wasn’t Steve Jobs, that’s my holiday flair ;) (Btw, not guilty!)
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