Exciting Things to Look Forward to as Humanity Destroys the Earth

Kelley Greene
Apr 26 · 2 min read
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The new Apple gas mask, iFilter.

Acid rain that will get you high.

No one trying to convince you that you’ll like seafood if you “just try it” because all ocean life is dead.

More time indoors with Netflix under a weighted blanket.