Submission Call for 2 Ho Ho Ho’s!

Hi fellow romantics!

For this submission period, we are looking for short (1000 words or less) Valentine’s Day pieces!

• Send us: short form humor pieces, quizzes, lists, or cartoons
• We would love some illustrated pieces
• Please no plays, personal essays, short stories, or stale conversation hearts.

We’re a PG-13 site, so if your piece contains explicit/crass violent or sexual content, it’s not a good fit for us.

Email us an unpublished link to your private Medium draft to: Twohohohos@gmail.com

Please submit Medium Member paywall pieces so you can get some money in your virtual box of chocolates.

We are accepting pieces February 3rd— February 10th

Happy Holidays!

Catherine & Gracie (a single chick and a married lady)