VampireFeast.com’s Transylvania Travel Guide for Humans
Greetings to all humans on the hunt for a great Halloween vacation!
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Upon arrival in Transylvania, we recommend getting your first taste of the local cuisine right away. A hearty staple is pilaf with offal (yes, that’s organ meat!). It’ll keep you full and energetic all day, and it’s known to increase blood volume! Add a side of leafy greens or nuts, and it’ll really make you feel rich — with iron!
One caveat here — you may find that the chef recommends pairing your meal with a garlic sauce, and that’s definitely something you DO NOT want. Just avoid garlic at all costs while you’re here. The locals find it positively repellent. And it’s extremely smelly, and could affect your…sense of taste.
After your meal, take a leisurely stroll through the city itself. Stop by Bran Castle, known as the home of Dracula. There’s also some fantastic Baroque architecture to see, along with a bunch of medieval churches which are super boring and absolutely not worth visiting at all.
