The Modern Family’s 12 Days of Christmas
Published in
Dec 23, 2021
‘Tis the season to be socially distant, even in the same room
12 Amazon visits a day
11 Days to live your best life
10 Minutes of guilt on the Peloton
9 Netflix binges
8 Timezones to coordinate one family Zoom session
7 4am wake ups asking “Did Santa come yet?”
6 Pounds of organic turkey no one eats…
5 More minutes on that device!
4 Gluten-free gingerbread house meltdowns
3 Virtual Christmas pageants
2 People texting each other from across the room
1 Passable family Christmas card after several hundred attempts
