💯 STORY CHALLENGE
The Things I do for my Country
Day 81 of 💯: If Lady Liberty needs the loving. I’ll do my patriotic duty.
Having a Swiss made cock of steel is a blessing and a curse. It needs to be wound and oiled constantly, or the spring works seize up. If a cock of steel can’t get it up, ain’t no blue pills in the world that’ll help. But once it’s wound up and working, the ladies abso-fucking-lutely love it.
I’ve been bragging about having an iron dick for a while, but I have yet to use it to service my country. But old Uncle Sam just called me up, and it seems old Lady Liberty is feeling randy and the only one who can do the job is old Iron-Cocked Rocky Shores.
Get me a pumper truck full of lube, and old Rocky’ll climb up Lady Liberty and give her the patriotic dicking she so well deserves. And be sure, everything will stand at attention the whole night long.
Rocky Shores may have had a few too many double espressos and double Irish Creams when he wrote this, but those are what fuels his vivid imagination.
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