2022 Short Stories

When playing cards with Death, make sure he has nothing up his sleeve. You can’t cheat Death, but death can cheat you.

Story 55 of 💯: The moral of the story is to make sure the old drunk gets hos whiskey. Or is it?

Story 54 of 💯: Harken, the apocalypse is nigh, and your false profits of salvation will not save you. Nothing can save you, for the true…

Story 53 of 💯: Rules are rules, and friends are friends, even if they fucked your wife.

Story 52 of 💯: The jeep had never failed him before, but would it fail him at the end of the world?

Story 51 of 💯: When Death calls, there’s no choice but to answer.

When grief seizes you with the icy grip of its fingers around your heart, even Death weeps with you.

Story 50 of 💯: After a bad day at the office, whiskey is my only cure, but a good barroom brawl is the next best thing.

Story 48 of 💯: No matter how hideous the witch is, it’s a small price to pay for love and riches, especially in our small village.

Story 47 of 💯: Everyone knew the little old lady was batty, living alone in her scary, run-down mansion. But when the murders started…

Life had never been easy for Mary and her family, but after the world went to hell, it was even worse.

Story 46 of 💯: It was a wild and lawless time, but Stuart knew he could handle the job. He’d cleaned up messes bigger than this before…

Story 45 of 💯: Traveling from town to town as part of the Clown Collective is a dream come true for me. Too bad it’s a nightmare for…

Story 45 of 💯: She may have fallen from the sky, but her ass was still in heaven.

Story 44 of 💯: Death comes for us all, but sometimes it needs some help.

Story 43 of 💯: It started out like any other day — a coffee spiked with half a pint of whiskey, a pack of smokes, and a nagging wife —…

Story 42 of 💯: Have you ever stared in wonder at a girl’s cock and wondered how it would fit inside your asshole? Read on and find out if…

Story 41 of 💯: When it’s your time, it’s your time. Only one man has held off Death for years.

Story 40 of 💯: One more job and I’m free of the boot on my throat. I’ve paid all my debts, and I’m free to live my life.

Story 38 of 💯: Love is a wonderful thing when you find it. It also cuts like a knife when it isn’t true love.

Story 37 of 💯: And she loved to play.

Story 35 of 💯: An unusual adventure with a stranger leaves Jim worse for wear.

Story 34 of 💯: Her appetite was as ravenous as her beauty was deep.

Story 32 of 💯: Sleep doesn’t come easy anymore. At least not without munchies before bed.