Get a Vasectomy

It’s hip to get snipped, and it’s nice to get sliced

Photo by Erika Osberg on Unsplash

Fellas! Your Uncle Emerson hates many things, but I don’t hate kids. If your kids are annoying, it’s probably your fault.

Nevertheless, I don’t want kids, so I got a vasectomy. And if you’re not absolutely sure you want kids, or more kids, you should get a vasectomy, too.