Get a Vasectomy
It’s hip to get snipped, and it’s nice to get sliced
Fellas! Your Uncle Emerson hates many things, but I don’t hate kids. If your kids are annoying, it’s probably your fault.
Nevertheless, I don’t want kids, so I got a vasectomy. And if you’re not absolutely sure you want kids, or more kids, you should get a vasectomy, too.