I Thought About My 30 Articles Results While Eating Christmas Dinner

There are plenty of worms for everyone

Only writers can convince themselves they’re working when they’re not (Images by Philip and Linda Naudus/freepik)

Are you still struggling to build an audience? Poor you. I gained 100K followers by eating Christmas dinner. That’s right — I have an extra 100 kilos following me around after just one meal.

I know you’re jealous.

In case you wanted to know my secrets to success, I’m going to reveal everything — and I do mean everything — about how to reach your dreams and become famous, just like me.

Wait, who are you again?

I’m your worst nightmare.

And you’re famous?

Yes!

What’s it like to be “famous?”

I’m living the dream. I have so many fans chasing after me, I need to sneak out of my window at night.

Wow, your fans are dedicated!

Well, they’re technically “debt collectors.”

How did you become “famous?”

Easy! I challenged myself to write 30 articles in 30 days.

Oh, and also I forgot to pay my credit card bill after buying Tim Denning’s online course. That’s where…