Valntine Day and Mrs. Heartless

Brought to you by THE School of love

FADE IN:

INT. CLASSROOM — DAY

Mrs. Heartless stands at the front of the classroom, stern-faced and serious.

MRS. HEARTLESS: Good morning, class. Today, we will be discussing the most important topic of all — love.

The students all groan, clearly uninterested in the topic.

MRS. HEARTLESS: Love is a complex emotion that can lead to both joy and heartbreak. It is important to understand its intricacies and be prepared for the challenges it may bring.

The camera pans out to show the exterior of the school. The sign reads “THE LOVE SCHOOL” in bold, kitschy letters.

As the camera zooms back into the classroom, we see a nest of chickens in the corner.

Suddenly, Mrs. Heartless lets out a blood-curdling scream.

MRS. HEARTLESS: NO! I am not okay!

The students look at each other in confusion.

STUDENT: Um, Mrs. Heartless, when was the last time you experienced love?

Mrs. Heartless jumps onto the desk, causing her glasses to fall off.

MRS. HEARTLESS: Maybe I am old, but that does not mean I can’t see what you mean. I used to be young and in love, but that was many years ago.

Mrs. Heartless begins to cry.

MRS. HEARTLESS: There is no one now, just me and my… (notices the nest of chickens) Oh, for goodness’ sake!

A chicken runs across the classroom, causing chaos.

The students all start laughing as Mrs. Heartless tries to regain control.

MRS. HEARTLESS: This is not funny! Love is serious business, and you should all take it seriously!

The chicken comes back with a tissue and hands it to Mrs. Heartless, who blows her nose.

MRS. HEARTLESS: Thank you, dear. As I was saying, love is not something to be taken lightly. It requires dedication, hard work, and a willingness to compromise.

The chicken squawks in agreement, causing everyone to burst out laughing.

FADE OUT.

p.s. If you like to keep watching “The Love School” and to follow on Mrs. Heartless life along with other teachers such as Mr. Breakup, clap a bit.