The Power of Net Happiness
I don’t like pets.
There I said it.
They’re messy. They throw up everywhere. You have to feed them special food.
Long gone are the days where animal-human relations were mutually beneficial — we give you fire if you give us meat sort of thing.
However, even I, a curmudgeon at heart, can’t explain this feeling of happiness I currently possess.
Tomorrow, we adopt a puppy.
The thought of it should make me miserable but it doesn’t.