23. Shit happens

So many conversations about poo

Poo, poop, merde, turd, shizer, shit, soil, dung, dirty, manure, muck, crap — what you call it seems to depend on what school you went to, but one thing almost all parents agree on is that they never expected to have to much to do with it once children came on the scene. Literally.

Chocolate ice cream in a cone as a poorly executed visual metaphor for, well…
A poor visual metaphor (Photo by Irene Kredenets on Unsplash)

How are you finding parenthood?




It’s the hardest job I’ve ever done!

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Damian Clarke

I’m a writer and publisher working in Sydney, Australia and London, UK. I specialise in finance, technology, insurance, property, medicine and sustainability.

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