Grandma’s Recipe for Quantum Hype

Mark McGuire
1 min readJan 9, 2025

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Ingredients:

  • One package quantum advancement, I reccomend the overblown or undercooked varieties.
  • Quantum article spice, recipe for homade can be found here.
  • A generous helping of cryptographic paranoia.
  • Blockchain or Bitcoin mentions to taste. (Optional)
  • Enough SEO to bind everything together.

Instructions:

  • The great thing about this recipe is it can be made ahead, just leave out quantum advancement until ready to bake.
  • Heap in the cryptographic paranoia, making a well in the center.
  • Add quantum article spice and blockchain mentions.
  • Add SEO if needed.
  • If making ahead, leave to sit.
  • Add the package of quantum advancement.
  • Knead and edit, a subject matter expert can be very helpful here. SEO develops naturally here, so if you added some fewer passes will be needed.
  • Shape, decorate, post and enjoy.
  • If they don’t turn out well the first time, you probably need more SEO, Bitcoin can definitely help with this, or more kneading. The right amounts will come with experience. Name brand varieties of quantum advancement like Google seem to work best too.
  • I’ve not tried it yet, but it’s been reccomend to give the ingredients to Chat GPT for large batches.
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Mark McGuire
Mark McGuire

Written by Mark McGuire

Data Science for insights. Quantum computing for coolness, literally and figuratively. Building a quantum computer for education and working on other research.

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