
Greetings. I imagine many of you have come to angrily condemn my heretical suggestion that the “heroes in a half shell” are anything but perfect, and that’s fine — disagreeing with strangers on the internet remains the most compelling eSport.
But indulge me for a moment, and consider that the most ridiculous part of the original oeuvre may not be the plot, or the frankly messed up roster of…

