Renaming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ben
Ben
Nov 1 · 3 min read

Greetings. I imagine many of you have come to angrily condemn my heretical suggestion that the “heroes in a half shell” are anything but perfect, and that’s fine — disagreeing with strangers on the internet remains the most compelling eSport.

But indulge me for a moment, and consider that the most ridiculous part of the original oeuvre may not be the plot, or the frankly messed up roster of…

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I mainly do jokes on Twitter. These are the times when I get too carried away for 280 characters.

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