“Do Attend”

There is a letter going around Philadelphia claiming that all the food you have eaten from the first grade is living inside you. The letter claims the only way to save yourself is to reinforce your body into a steel statue with a furnace.

The letter transcribes as follows.

ABBA

This is to inform you that all the food ate since first grade is alive in your body, especially the dead animal remains or meat since it was cooked alive and is alive in your body. Anywhere it goes now, you must go with it. That’s 365 days a year from first grade to now.

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.

Also, newborn baby received your first grade body, or a meal just like the 365 days a year.

Breakfast Lunch Dinner

The only way I see for you to save yourself from the every which a way of being burned alive

That’s scheduled is to become a solid steel statue by place yourself under anesthesia

and mixing your body with melted metal then re solidifying the metal or seal yourself in cement.

When it becomes real to you, you can type it up and have a lot of copies made, then pass them out and post them up.

What is needed is a steel furnace where metal can be melted and the bodies of people and animals mixed with the metal to become steel unable to be hurt.

Of course, you’ll be sedated first.

There will b a meeting on April 27, 2019 12 o’clock in the afternoon on the subject of building a steel furnace at 27th and Girard Ave. on the vacant lot.

What we need is a bulldozer to dig some ditches and steel furnace equipment.

Do attend.

The Vacant lot mentioned has been gathering quite a large amount of attention. The internet has taken this story and sprinted with it. Facebook events have been created for April 27th 2019, where thousands have RSVPed.

The best part is the memes that have followed this crazy story.