“Nawa” (“The Rope”) by Kobo AbeHello. Hideo Kojima’s long-awaited video game Death Stranding releases a week from today (I’m writing this on 1 November, 2019). Several…Nov 1, 201914Nov 1, 201914
“a friendly letter to everyone”The best friend I ever had killed herself sixteen years and three months ago. I think about her at least fifteen times a day.May 9, 20194May 9, 20194
in which i try to write the most infuriating noir dialogue possible“Six billion and two other broken condoms on this planet and you have to knock on the door to this one.”Dec 18, 2016Dec 18, 2016
“What We Might Mean When We Say a Clock is Wrong”I wrote the following essay on the sixteenth of November, 2014. I wrote it on a Sunday morning. Here is the introduction I gave this essay…Jun 6, 20163Jun 6, 20163
Published inSlackjaw“the eleven most boring conversations i can’t stop overhearing”(in which a liberal white male american san francisco bay area resident possessive of the auditory acuity of a baby chihuahua learns to…Jan 13, 201617Jan 13, 201617
“when life was cold and love was weird”A CHRONICLE OF NINE DIFFERENT AMERICAN CHRISTMASESDec 17, 20152Dec 17, 20152
“the cake in the basement”(“honked off so hard my calves” or, “longer than it takes to write a bucket list”)Aug 11, 20155Aug 11, 20155
“an atlas of a specific luxury”(regarding five white male humans i witnessed swiping right on the app “tinder” in californian-american public throughout the year 2014)Apr 28, 20152Apr 28, 20152