Max MacortA Pointed Message To White AmericaAs we transition from a month that celebrates the history of black people (also the shortest month of the year… coincidence?) into a month…Mar 6, 2017Mar 6, 2017
Max MacortHow to Have a Socially Woke BabyHaving a socially woke baby starts in the womb. That baby needs to know all of Beyonce’s lyrics (and preferably dance moves) before the big…Mar 5, 2017Mar 5, 2017
Max MacortIt seems as if everyone knows what to do, except for you, dearest reader.As the issues stray farther from your personal well-being, and into the well-being of an entire race or sex, both the magnitude and scope…Jan 25, 2017Jan 25, 2017
Max MacortThe Art of CaringDo we truly care how someone’s day has been? Why do we ask if we know the answer will almost always be ‘good’, barring an extreme scenario…Dec 13, 2016Dec 13, 2016
Max MacortThe Day We Rejected Slightly Racist GrandmaThis Thanksgiving marked the end of an era; a day that celebrated family became a day in which we dreaded what our slightly racist grandma…Dec 1, 2016Dec 1, 2016
Max MacortI’m Scared of Small DogsI’m scared of small dogs. Behind those little teeth and legs, and general cuteness, they are vicious killers that really want to tear you…Nov 24, 2016Nov 24, 2016
Max MacortConspiracy Theory: The world is not endingThe world is not ending anytime soon, despite what the people holding up cardboard signs on street corners might say. What’s different now…Nov 17, 20161Nov 17, 20161
Max MacortYou Don’t Have To Like ItI can’t tell you what to think or what to feel or shame you for what you feel. Whatever you feel today is your right, whether it be elation…Nov 9, 20165Nov 9, 20165
Max MacortAre You a Baby Hater?I can’t believe you would even consider voting for that lying, two-faced, deceitful, indecent candidate. You are the reason that America is…Nov 4, 201612Nov 4, 201612
Max MacortYou Are a Result of Your CultureI’m an American. I am made up of American football and baseball and apple pie, scantily clad women and McDonald’s, American cheese, and…Nov 4, 20165Nov 4, 20165