Sep 9, 2018 · 1 min read
Jesus Christ is Back

Greetings Brothers and Sisters,
It’s a young Jesus Christ here. That’s right, I’m back bitches and I’ve got a lot to say. Meek and mild, I don’t think so. More like cheek and wild this time around! I’ve got a lot of records to set straight, that New Testament paints me as some kind of hippy wuss and I’m not happy about it at all. You’ve got no idea just how cool I am. You don’t amass a following like I did without the kind of charisma that Charles Manson would eat his own left bollock for.
So sit down, strap in and read on cause I’m gonna be throwing out life lessons willy nilly, based on my day to day life experiences as a young (God like) man.
Lesson 1: Start following me all over again.
