Diego Planas RegoI finally got upI’ve been trying to kite surf for 4 hours. No wind. Nothing. This random girl decided to help me with a jet ski pulling me.Feb 17, 2019Feb 17, 2019
Diego Planas RegoThe freak dinnerThey were waiting for us to finish our plates. You could see the hunher in their blood-shot eyes. I took the last bit of meat in my mouth…Mar 4, 2018Mar 4, 2018
Diego Planas RegoI really should have lighter dinnersShe was a celebrity that had a video setting her hair on fire. She wanted to meet me and she sat next to me, played her song.Jun 3, 2016Jun 3, 2016
Diego Planas RegoThe acrobatI was laying on a cliff next to a natural pool. An elk came over and drank some water. And jumped into the pool.Apr 18, 2016Apr 18, 2016
Diego Planas RegoOrange allergyI couldn’t breathe. I kept coughing out orange sponges. They were made out of sugar.Mar 27, 2016Mar 27, 2016
Diego Planas RegoMother knows bestI came home very late from a party. I was staying at my parents place. My brother slept in a closet.Mar 17, 2016Mar 17, 2016
Diego Planas RegoAir force parrotMy bright green parrot was strong and going to win the race. But suddenly he fell.Feb 23, 2016Feb 23, 2016
Diego Planas RegoOh, the pubertyI found a service to rent a shower at my parents place. An old guy showed up to use it. He payed me too much. But I received a punishment.Feb 16, 2016Feb 16, 2016
Diego Planas RegoWe’re all in this togetherWe were a human chain with the lungs connected to each other via plastic hoses.Feb 12, 2016Feb 12, 2016
Diego Planas RegoWetI was in a water park. There was a girl swimming with two bodyguards. She smiled at me.Feb 10, 2016Feb 10, 2016
