True stories involving some women

The Vietnamese woman, her palms pressed together in prayer, at the bus stop
The woman on top of the shop, on the balcony, reading a book by Judith Butler
The sign that says CODE OF LIFE NOW REVEALED next to Haircuts £4 and an open letter to Prince William and Kate
A. telling me a story about her two pet ducks waddling over her 17 year old chest
Two women shouting very loudly and aggressively on the public transport system this morning
A postcard that says on the back “The Sparrow Leaves On His Fact-Finding Mission”
E. adding six “Li”s to my name so it’s Philililililililip (and asking her to say it out loud)
Two people shout my name, I turn round and say WHAT WHAT and then it turns out they’re reading a poster that says LOST BUDGIE: PHILIP
J. saying I am that lost budgie
This post-it on my desk after lunch that says COME FOR A DRINK TONIGHT!