Things I’ve overheard or read today

What is the opposite of green?
I have three rules to live by.
Can I have my session terminated please?
One, get your work done.
Come for a drink tonight!
If that doesn’t work, shut up and drink your gin.
Blue Sky is tucked away up an alleyway
by the side of Williams, the butchers,
on the south side of the High Street.
Hi there, long time no see! How are you?
And when all else fails, run like hell!
What’s your favourite colour?