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If you think your cat is not the leader of your household, you are mistaken. Millennial cats are born leaders. But because of their lax and permissive upbringing, they have no …
…ING THIS? WHY IS THIS NEVER THE SCRIPTURE READING THE TWO DAYS A YEAR THAT I DRAG MY KID TO CHURCH? And, by the way, why doesn’t Job roll his eyes and say, “you’re such an asshole.”?
…tation. The cliche is that there are no atheists in fox holes. I break long before getting shot at. My version would be closer to, “There are no atheists who have to pee really badly.”