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  1. This is fabulous.
  2. Really do need to give a nod to the SUPER weird, morally ambiguous ending. To the extent that Con Air 1: Con…ception? (sure.) deals with any actual “ideas”, it’s the movie-long point counterpoint between Cyrus and Nick Cage about the True Nature of Man™. Cyrus is generally on team “there’s evil in everyone, you murdered a dude and are just like the rest of us, everything else is just lying to yourself”; Nicky C prefers “nah bruh, total accident, I’m just a big teddy bear”. Then the movie ends with Cage TOTALLY MURDERING CYRUS, but then just kinda goes “LOLJK HE’S STILL THE GOOD GUY”.
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