Thank God the Olympics Are Over and We Can Go Back To Being Unapologetic Slackers
Melanie LaForce

I didn’t think anyone could put how I feel into words, but you did! It reminded me of the morning I woke up with an orange dick. I was about to call the doctor, but I remembered I was eating Cheetos right before I went to sleep. Great piece.

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