I’VE GOT A BANANA IN MY EAR

Dennis Hatfield
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read

Man gets on a bus with a banana in his ear, guy next to him says, “ Hay! You’ve got a banana in your ear!” Man says, “I can’t hear you, I got a banana in my ear!”

Not too scientific, is it? Mother nature presents us all with these malignant symptoms of catastrophic climate change, and yet there are still deniers. Melting ice fields at the north and south poles, drouth and famine, 85 degree rocket fuel in the Gulf of Mexico, huge and global forest and grass fires, sea level rise, and yet we pour more and more green house gases into our already polluted atmosphere.

Don’t you think it’s time to remove the banana?

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