what happens when someone is like ‘you are my friend!’ and you’re like ‘we had lunch once and then you sent me drawings you made of me getting changed and I called the police’? I feel like definitions need to have some guidelines,
(353) Words That Confuse Me No Matter How Hard I Try
Classical Sass

I have this issue with Facebook requests. I have one definition (you are allowed to call me anytime and I won’t be creeped out if you ask to see photos of my kid) but other people are like fucking VELCRO. The kind that’s been through the dryer with a dog bed and now it’s got hair all stuck in it. Gross.

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