Not that I don’t enjoy your writing — you should definitely write more! — but if you’re going to put it off anyway, do you think you could come ‘round and vacuum my stairs? I’ve tried bribing myself with everything I can think of, turns out I’m just never going to do it.
After the stairs are done, I promise to sit you down and force you to write.
… okay, the basement stairs too. And the upstairs hall. But that’s it.