I am not stellar (a stellar person would never write “penetrate your opening”) but I am also no Mike, who I’m sure did not cherish you in all of the ways I believe that a good man should, if you are indeed the kind, friendly and caring person I’m hoping you are, having never met you and my only real point of reference being the few words I’ve heard you say, mostly in anger at Mike, that shitbird.
My Dating Cover Letter
Scott Muska

You’ve reached a level of sincerity here that is rarely seen in someone who crams the phrase “penetrate your opening” and “shitbird” into the same (admittedly magnificent) sentence.

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