Heather LightfootCan I Make a Request?Who actually calls Delilah to spill out their life love story? It’s embarrassing, and actually pretty creepy. If my boyfriend calls some…Jan 4, 2022Jan 4, 2022
Heather LightfootDon’t Drink the Kool-AidAnybody else have a slew of high school friends trying to sell you magic potions? I can see them dropping like flies, all joining together…Dec 29, 2021Dec 29, 2021
Heather LightfootNo BrainerIn the PHP (partial hospitalization program) I was in for OCD, the day was split between trying to overcome your compulsions and doing…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Heather LightfootBasically You’re Just FuckedMy OCD was generous enough to land me in a partial hospitalization program. It was highly suggested that I go to a residential program, but…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Heather LightfootFat Versus SkinnyWe live in a pathetic time when being skinny is perceived as desirable, and supporting a couple extra pounds is cause for bullying and name…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Heather LightfootFlip the SwitchHow many times did you flip the light switch before getting into bed last night? Cause if it’s less than 15, I’m not interested. Or maybe I…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Heather LightfootWe’re Invested In Your Relationship, Too!This relationship isn’t just about you. We’re invested, too. We did our time scrolling through the pictures and suffering through the posts…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Heather LightfootObsessive Compulsive DouchebagObsessive Coffee Drinker…..Obsessive Cat Disorder. I mean, as much as I love cats, these “funny” shirts using the OCD acronym can fuck off…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021