All that Glitters in Black Rock City is not the Fabled ‘Sharing Economy’
If Burners (Burning Man event participants) and Burning Man event organizers overlook the high price of an entry ticket ($390 to $1200), then the mad desert blowout might possibly be considered a ‘non-commercial’ arena.
Does it take a special kind of soul to not see right through the astronomical entry fees? In other words, the event grounds can be legitimately non-commercial only if the event itself is free of cost (after expenses) — yet, participants and organizers willingly overlook blatant profiteering from the get-go of purchasing a wildly overpriced entry ticket. Thereafter, they pretend to engage in a ‘sharing economy’ while frolicking with the fruits of the market economy that they bring along with them to erect an imaginary Elysium and then skylark in it.
Can festival ravers possibly imagine that it marvelously appears out of ‘de-commodified’ thin air including ‘a half-million dollar sound-system’ on a Playa (nickname of the dusty event grounds) shuttle bus, lavish costumes with nifty sequins and niftier body paint, top notch camping and desert survival gear, decorated bicycles and requisite swanky sunglasses, ice-chests filled with highly processed ‘health foods’ and stylish beverages like coconut water imported on petrol fumes from halfway around an ailing globe (paradoxically, desert-stormers overlook inconvenient ‘carbon footprints’ in the parched sands for a week of indulgence while holding everyone else accountable the other 51 weeks — astonishingly, Google wonks even had live lobsters delivered to camp for a single meal of gastro-indulgence). Apparently, their googly eyes were wide shut to the meat and fishing industries as leading causes of environmental destruction including SPECIES EXTINCTION, WATER DEPLETION, DEFORESTATION and OCEAN DEAD ZONES — multiply that by 100+ for delivery to the exact epicenter of the middle of nowhere.
From live lobsters to cases of bottled ‘spring water’ to fluffy waffles to building materials for temples and other structures raised magnificently where there were none…apparently, the loins of the gods opened up and shed extreme, albeit transient, favor on the sand-bitten spectacle…about as free of cost as it is free of environmental concerns.
Is totally overlooking ecology concerns and entry-fee profiteering a charade that keeps Burners from the despair of overindulgence and acute cognitive dissonance? Hypocrisy is a pox that seems to be desperately banished by chic flower children of the new millennium and faddish predecessors from the sixties onward — even when that means burying heady egos deep into Black Rock Desert’s sands. Nevertheless, the artifice that there is no cost because, well, you know, those fluffy waffles taste ‘super amazing!’ and the ‘super awesome!’ Elvis lookalike chefs gave them out liberally to all who showed up in (quasi-mandatory) hipster garb after passing through high-dollar entry gates/walls (yep, gates and barriers that anywhere else are a riot-worthy no-no…gates and walls are apparently acceptable when they serve hipsters who reckon them necessary for a diamond-studded bottom line). The gathering Hive Mind is shepherded through by a semi-clothed to buck-nude and perma-smiling “Welcome Home!” posse processing a long lineup of vehicles full of exclusive ticket holders anticipating a week’s worth of the world’s finest groupthink disguised as non-conformity … non-conformity en masse.
The expenses of carousing the Playa are presumed to be counterbalanced by one’s own ‘giveaways’…except perish the thought, any thoughts of cost-analysis and payback reciprocity — ledgers do not exist here (of course, organizers and ticket-takers exempted). Moreover, those who do not have anything to contribute are shunned. Yes, at this ephemeral utopia of ‘peace and love’, those who are presumed to have nothing en vogue to give are ostracized and judged as not worthy of the peacocky affair in the desert (revealing a haughty band of neo-hippies espousing a limited brand of neo-peace and neo-love — anything funny about their peace n’ luv?).
Meanwhile, an extravagant lifestyle with posh campgrounds cum community playground is funded and supplied pre-arrival with pre-purchased, highly processed goods (yes, including such foodstuff picked up on shopping sprees at so-called ‘health food stores’), elitist gear and toys, etcetera — and because the expenses are incurred in distant markets before arrival, the transactions are conveniently repressed as the group fever for the so-called ‘sharing economy’ ignites.
If lusty BM colonialists truly want to believe in smarmy non-commercial ideals then dump nearly everything procured beforehand (and hauled in overloaded vehicles from sports utility vehicles to motor homes and even private aircraft). Enjoy nature without the rewards of commercialism, e.g., pricey foods and party enhancements stockpiled before the ‘non-commercial’ jubilee kicks off.
Despite wishes to make it so, simply calling the zone ‘commercial-free’ will not marvelously render Burning Man a ‘sharing economy’. Otherwise, to begin to do so, attendees also might make a pilgrimage to Black Rock City (name of the conurbation that crops up at the event site otherwise known as Black Rock Desert) by self-propulsion (saving pilgrims the despair of using decried petrochemicals in the aforementioned gasoline-guzzling vehicles with a massive carbon tread-print or even skyward contrail for the airborne elite).
How long could this trendy mob of pretentious mother-huggers (and grandmother huggers) then live off the land before starving to death or dying of thirst? Could they gather under a billion-plus stars at night and enjoy music created naturally without electricity, without posh sound systems and without instruments forged through a despised industrialization that they cannot escape no matter how they portray it all as an iconoclastic Promised Land…farcically labeled a commercial-free fais-dodo?
Is it asking too much for the wild-eyed participants to look beyond the molding-board thin façade of a faux social paradise relying on free-market underpinnings? Dare the verboten word capitalism even be uttered — capitalist underpinnings from airlines, buses, cars — transportation to and from airport hubs and on to the venue to keeping Burners well-dined and wined (and fuzzy brained), costumed, comfortable and entertained while in a faux-socialist paradise, all with a robust entry-ticket price tag?
Would this elaborate exercise in inconvenient duplicity rival the fusion of fact with fiction, perhaps The Great Gatsby meets the Roman Gluttons in both form and style while eclipsing the sordid pleasures (and pains) of Sodom and Gomorrah altogether. Meanwhile, the gala is growing in size and cost while paradoxically its downfall is decried by condescending, ageing Burners (who remarkably resemble current, cookie-cutter Burners — the Hollywood Reporter article’s (article is referenced below) photo of Katy Perry reveals a swank outfit that could be that of every other female participant at this ironically nonconformist event). The downfall is partly blamed on Photoshop’d Instagram propaganda (and yes, the Amazon Studio executive’s photo in the article is obviously enhanced to make it more dreamy despite a herd of sheeple milling around — difficult to recognize chichi Katy Perry in a madding artistic gulag of similarly outfitted renegade nonconformists and professional wannabe hipsters…(inconvenient irony, too?)
If only Trader Joes’, Whole Foods, Wild Oats, Fresh & Easy et al participated in this merrymaking bonanza by supplying factory-processed munchies out of the goodness of their non-commercial hearts…then every hipster could reduce costs significantly and live happily trendy ever after…at least for that week of revelry while supplies held out at this fiery New Age potlatch — Sodom and Gomorrah 2.0+? Otherwise, may notions of a commercial-fee, sharing economy politely and kindly f*ck off, and that is meant in the most courteous way.
(The above is a response to Burning Man Turns 30: the Joys, Pitfalls (and Drugs) of Hollywood’s “Vacation for the Soul” , published in The Hollywood Reporter, 26 August 2016)