Not all texts deserve the time of day; sometimes the appropriate response is mockery. In this case, the author is taking a 4chan in-joke at face value (that all channers are unemployed virgin neckbeards in their mothers’ basements) and using that as the foundation for his entire analysis. It’s a silly premise that could never lead anywhere but a nonsensical conclusion, and it does so by way of some really cringe-inducing prose. Mockery is a fair response.