While Cruz Calls It a Basketball Ring, Trump Brings Out Bobby Knight
Donald Trump is fresh off of his sweep of five states and looking to work towards closing out Ted Cruz next week with a win in the Hoosier State. Countable has the Results from the “Acela Primary” but, we turn our attention to Ted Cruz not knowing what the hell a basketball hoop is.
How is this possible?
It makes you wonder:
- Has Ted Cruz played basketball?
- Has Ted Cruz seen the movie Hoosiers?
- Is Ted Cruz’s Favorite Documentary about Sports “Ring Dreams”?
- Has Ted Cruz spent hours upon hours dunking a nerf basketball through a ring?
- Is Ted Cruz’s favorite play in basketball when the Phoenix Suns Gorilla Mascot dunks a basketball through the ring after jumping off of a trampoline?
- Ted Cruz roots for Duke, doesn’t he?
Ted Cruz can’t afford any mistakes in a Primary as important as Indiana.