Star Wars Episode Three Revenge of the Sith (2005) — III: Lazy Fetishization

*SPOILERS*

Weeb Ass Buddhism

At this point I’ve pretty much pointed out everything that matters. Here’s my only new gripe.

No Fucking Cussing

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.” Which is itself an absolute statement. If this is a critique against the Jedi for not realizing their own absolutism, though, then I automatically love this with my entire life. Hard to tell whether that’s the case though.

There now I’m done bitching.

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Star Wars Episode One Essay —

I: A Status Quo Vulnerable

II: Upheaval Imminent

III: Lazy Fetishization

Star Wars Episode Two Essay —

I: A Welcome Disruption

II: Jedi Vanity

III: Lazy Fetishization

Star Wars Episode Three Essay —

I: The Consolidation of Power

II: Fall of Light

III: Lazy Fetishization

Star Wars Prequels Overview Essay —

I: Film Noir

II: Poor Storytelling

III: Narrative Adjustments

IV: Creative Ambition