Alicia SpenceinTalk Mental to MeIntroductionI’m pissed. A 180-pound barbell sits on the ground taunting me. Go ahead, Alicia. Pick me up Alicia. It’s just a deadlift, Alicia. I turn…May 27, 2015May 27, 2015
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosGot Milk?I’m bolted out of my sleep by a disturbing noise coming from the kitchen. My half-wake eyes glance at the time: 11:32. Someone or something…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosStupid in LoveA lot of dog owners claim their furry friends are like their children. I think these particular owners are bat-shit crazy. Nanook is not my…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosBoy Meets GirlWhen Will and I became serious (ya know, when we actually realized we had been together longer than a year, questioned why, then decided…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosX&YI’ve always been amazed how the opposite sex functions. Several times, I’ve daydreamed of having a penis for a day, just so I could aim…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosDud DogCaramel colored throw-up was everywhere. On the carpet, on the stairs, and by the front door were pools of vomit. At least ‘Nook tried to…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosA Stroke of Genius“This place smells like shit,” my roomate exclaims after setting her luggage down.Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those Doritos‘Nook: 1 Alicia: 0Cesar Millan makes it look so easy. Dogs on treadmills? Sure. Rollerblading your 110-pounder around the park? Why not? Just a simple tsssss…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosDoes the Biggest Loser Take Dogs?“I’m going to run a 5k,” I say while watching The Biggest Loser and shoveling another bite of chocolate peanut butter pie in my mouth.Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014
Alicia SpenceinStop Eating Those DoritosTiny Penis SyndromeSome males just like to show off how big their penises are (or at least how big they imagine them to be). Sports, income, video games…Nov 5, 2014Nov 5, 2014