Hey guys! I need a little dating advice. Here’s the deal: on Saturday, I went out with my friend Tiffany and we went to this awesome Mexican restaurant. And there was this really cute waitress who I thought might have been flirting with me — but stupidly, I didn’t ask for her number or anything. But I…

I loved her, sure. But love doesn’t keep the water out of the bottom of the boat, does it?

(It ended and I moved away.)

Abiding by the unspoken contract written when you go and break someone’s heart, I was careful to not contact her. The days went on…

There’s a craft to everything — building a shed, tying a lure, digging a hole; if you spend enough time on anything, you end up learning how to do it better. How to do it right. I’ve spent a lot of time making coffee for my Meg, and I know just how she likes it.

Carbon Monoxide is created by the incomplete combustion of organic matter; it’s what happens when fuel is burnt in an area with restricted oxygen. Like a car engine. While not deadly to all forms of life, Carbon Monoxide poisoning can be fatal to humans. Due to the fact that…

And what happens next is like something right out of the movies.

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Do something. So this is what you do: As the bus pulls away with all of its passengers save one, you step up and pull her close, the blood from your forehead dripping onto the snow white…