I steal my husband’s donut.
Kelly Smith

You wanna know what I did one time? My husband and I were in the drive-thru at Krispi Kreme. I said to him, “Hey can I have a bite of your donut?” And he’s like “Get your own donut!” I’m like, “I don’t want a whole one; can you share yours?” And he’s like, “But I want a whole one!” So I bite my tongue and then I wait until we’re done ordering, out of the parking lot and back on the freeway towards home, and I THROW THAT MOTHERFUCKING DONUT OUT THE WINDOW. I can’t help it either. :)

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