Can I at least have some of their money? — I have been inspired! No, not by that man drinking in the streets, but by Ginger Cook’s great article: “My Celebrity Look-Alikes Include a Sexy Psychopath, a Raven-Haired Adult Star, and a Hot Pop Singer. Not Sure if I’m Turned On or Ticked Off”. I now feel a sense of…

It’s always a nightmare when your ghost-writer’s on holiday… — Music turns written words into powerful statements. Lyrics have the ability to make us feel emotions that we didn’t know we had. Great instrumentals combined with meaningful wordplay makes top-tier tunes. However, sometimes an artist/writer is let lose with the pen and we get a lyric that makes us question…

An article that will be music to your ears (or eyes) — Before I get started. That Fleetwood Mac cover brings up so many questions. The most important one being why does it look like Mick Fleetwood has his bollocks out? Great album but lots to be worked on in other areas, Mick. Literally. Now that’s out the way, let’s get onto…

Paint me like one of your French girls — I can pay cash or card — When I think of the Renaissance, I think of the transition to modernism, the social change, but most of all — the proper cool paintings of people, mostly with their boobs out. Okay the latter is the only thing I think of. But it’s definitely the most important aspect of…

A place for beautiful people to stare at other beautiful people — I want you to ask yourself some questions. Did your family calling you a fat waste of space finally get to you? Did you not even take the wrapper off that chocolate bar as you began to eat it? Did you realise you needed help as you cried into your…

“Oh it’s to die for” — It’s the age old question — what happens when we die? We have a badass funeral for ourselves, that’s what! But what does a dream funeral involve? Does death have to be as depressing as we make it out to be? Probably. But why can’t grieving be fun? I think…

Think you’re a wise guy, huh? — Never fear! Because my Mafia article is here! If you’ve ever looked at your work colleague sternly because you’re convinced they’re the rat who told your boss you were hungover — this article can help you “take care of them”. A career in the Mafia isn’t really encouraged in the…

My homework ate my dog — We all have those days. The alarm doesn’t go off, you’re held up in traffic, Mike Tyson wants one more round with you…the list goes on. These excuses, despite being true, just don’t cut it for your bosses, teachers, and kids you forgot to pick up from practice. So how…

I can BARELY wait to write this! — Bear attacks can suck. Especially when you get mauled to death. It’s really not pleasant. So just take a moment to think: Have I been involved in a bear attack recently that wasn’t my fault? Am I not leaving the house in fear of having my face clawed clean off? …