(The pain of womanhood/Why we can’t date) *Reader Discretion Advised* /INSPIREDBYSOUND: “SUCKA N-GGA” — A TRIBE CALLED QUEST/ “F-CK ME PUMPS” — AMY WINEHOUSE — I’m tired of being one — woman. I’m tired of mother nature’s monthly mayhem — yeah you come once a month, but you’re highly inconsiderate. Yeah, I really do bleed out the a — every month. Occasionally, I accidentally bleed on myself. Yeah, look away and yes, walk on by.