Thank you Hillary for saying YES to war each and every time. Peace and prosperity via the bomb bay, AKs and 155mm shells. Those funny looking foreigners whose lives you voted to enrich love you too! Thank you for pledging to make the world a more peaceful and harmonious place by threatening Russia and Iran with just and humane war. They must learn that massing their armies on America’s doorstep and threatening the American people will NOT be tolerated.
Thank you for listening to the hard working Americans of Wall Street. These folks really know what the economy is all about and you should feel proud for doing the right thing and listening to their advice. (So they paid you a few million dollars for speaking to them…you are a fine speaker and deserve every penny). Bill, too, is very adept in this department. You must share your secrets some time. Just kidding, I could never afford it….thank God for YouTube ;-)
Thank you for standing with women, people of color and the LGBTQ communities. Every action counts and naysayers who accuse you of tokenism and naked cynicism are Trump stooges and hate America. You are doing so much to help right past wrongs and empower the traditionally marginalized. It may look like you’re doing nothing, or very little, but it’s not your problem if people can’t accept your word for it. And they call YOU cynical. Ha.
Thank you for founding the Clinton Foundation (it’s a joke…get it haha), that was a stroke of genius and don’t let anybody make you and Bill feel like sleazy, corrupt scumbags lining your pockets at the expense of people and nations. Lies! Bill, Chelsea, and you too my dear, deserve a comfortable retirement for your selfless service to the people of America and the world.
Thank you Mrs. Clinton for your dedication and determination to doing what you think is best for the people of this great nation and the world. Whatever they like it or not is irrelevant…they must only remember that Hilary Clinton knows best!